Alternate names for Overwatch ults

Reaper: Edgy Beyblade
Soldier76: Legal Aimbot
Pharah: Please shoot me I can’t move
Genji: Cause of PTSD for Mercy Mains
Sombra: Please take advantage of thi – oh nevermind.
McCree: My watch is stuck and I can’t fix it
Tracer: The Gay Bomb the Straights warned you about
Mei: Frozen x Saw crossover
Junkrat: You didn’t use your turn signal but who cares
Bastion: World of Tanks
Widowmaker: Hide and Seek but with guns
Torbjörn: POTG made by Ikea
Hanzo: Credit to Zarya
Reinhardt: Chronic Back Pain for days
D.Va: Blizzard nerfed her but can’t Nerf This
Zarya: POTG enabler
Winston: Harambe goes wild
Roadhog: Killed by Trash.jpg
Mercy: You thought it was a Team Kill but there was me, Mercy!
Lucio: Some like it dropped
Ana: Metadefiner
Zenyatta: Yoga Class Instructor goes on speed
Symmetra: Gee Symmetra how come Blizzard lets you have two Ultimates