Link: What’s your story?
Paya: You… I… Me…
Paya: You want to know my st-story?
Paya: Well… Th-the reason I was named Paya is because I have a birthmark shaped like a papaya seed…
Link: Where is it?
Paya: It’s on my l-left… Well… *ahem*
Impa: It’s smack in the middle of her left butt cheek!
Paya: !!! GRANDMOTHER!!!