nathanbrake:

Okay, so, I’m in this super boring meeting about something, I don’t know, wasn’t paying attention and then BOOM. It was like an ugly contest were everyone was the winner. This one does all ROAR! so I shot him PEW! then I shot these other one PEW! Shot a couple of extra guys just to be safe. PEW! PEW! PEW! I did a lot of shooting if I’m being totally honest. And then PEEW! They destroyed my favorite store. Second favorite. There’s that spicy ramen shop- I’m getting sidetracked. Look, long story short, I get busy.