thesupremebagel-lord:

Zero Two: I am sneaking broccoli into the mac and cheese so that the children dont know they’re eating vegetables. That’s what parenting is all about…helping your children, through lies.

Hiro: well…not just your children…

Zero Two: hm?

Hiro: I’ve been sneaking vegetables into your waffles for years now, since way before we were married.

Zero Two: what?

Hiro: haven’t you ever wondered why your syrup had seeds in it?

Zero Two: you said they were maple seeds

Hiro: yeah!

Zero Two: …

Hiro: there’s no such thing!

Zero Two: I have literally never been angrier at anyone in my entire life! Walk away Darling! Walk away!

Hiro: *stuttering*

Zero Two: Children, attack your father!!

Hiro: Nooo!! Noooo!! *laughing as he gets tackled to the ground*

Zero Two: *smiles*