Dinofamily Headcanon Post (Part 1)

As promised, here’s a bunch of headcanons about the kind of life that Hiro and Zero Two would have had if they had come home after defeating VIRM

This got much longer than I expected it to, so I’m gonna do a part 2 (maybe more?) focused on the kids themselves, so look forward to that!

• They don’t actually get home for another year, but when they do, Strelizia lands right behind where Zero Two’s body was left.
• Her soul returns to her body and she has her horns again. When she steps away, the cherry blossom sapling is still there.
• Squad 13 is there to greet them and they all immediately notice that Hiro has grown a lot taller in his time away. Like, noticeably taller than Goro even.
• Another year passes, and in that time Zero Two is the first among their squad to get pregnant and she gives birth to the first pair of twins in the new society
• The others are predictably shocked because “??? YOU CAN HAVE TWO AT ONCE???”
• Hiro is less shocked because he knows that Zero Two will always be ready to surprise him
• Their twins are a couple of girls, one with red horns and one with blue horns, and they name them Jian and Hitotsume, respectively.
• Jian is for pretty obvious reasons, but Hitotsume is named for the Klaxosaur Princess, so that she can in some way live a life without constant fighting and loneliness
• Over the next six years (leading up to the original ten year time skip) Hiro and Zero Two have another 5 kids. Another set of twins, a set of triplets, and then another on the way 
• They have so many because A) Klaxosapien biology makes them a lot more likely to have multiple births, and B) Hiro and Zero Two are VERY affectionate with each other
• By this point, they’ve long since rewritten the final page of the original picture book, and since then they’ve gone on to writing more picture books together that children all over the world read