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Ya know, people make a big deal about how the Uchiha (arguable with the Hyuuga and Senju being a thing) were supposedly the strongest clan in Konoha, but the thing is, I’m pretty sure the Uzumaki were stronger in general.
First of all, they had an entire hidden village to themselves, that was apparently enough of a threat that one or more of the other great villages (probably Kumo and/or Iwa) decided to destroy it.
Another thing is that every known Uzumaki is absurdly powerful.
I’ve talked about her before, but Kushina was able to hold back the full strength of Kurama while considerable weakened and on the verge of death. She was also well-known throughout the elemental nations by her nickname Red Hot-Blooded Habanero.
Then there’s Mito, and while we know very little about her, we do know that she more or less single-handedly sealed Kurama within herself, something no one has done before or since.
Karin is a little less obvious, but her chakra’s healing properties is something unique to her and her Uzumaki life force, and then during the war she uses the Adamantine Attacking Chains (a weaker version of Kushina’s Adamantine Sealing Chains) to take on a mokuton golem by herself, with no experience.
And finally there’s Nagato, who was able to handle the full power of the Rinnegan for most of his life with no noticeable consequences.
And those are only the full-blooded Uzumaki, I didn’t even get into Naruto, Tsunade, Boruto, and Himawari, all of whom have their own accomplishments.
Honestly one of my favorite posts of all time. Uzumaki too strong.
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based on actual events performed by my loving father.
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does anyone in the naruto universe understand proper optic-surgery etiquette cause they just be popin eyes on and off like socks.
If a nigga tried to run up on me with them crusty ass hands and snatch my sharingan i’d give em these-fuckin-hands-no-jutsu because that’s unsanitary.
#staywokeniggas
Team 8 + OP 20 ; for: @gabzilla-z
The line about “blurring the line between portable and home consoles” makes a lot more sense now.
Here is the Nintendo Switch and how it works ⊟
Coming next March, the home/portable works like you’d expect:
“Nintendo Switch rests in the Nintendo Switch Dock that connects the system to the TV and lets you play with family and friends in the comfort of your living room. By simply lifting Nintendo Switch from the dock, the system will instantly transition to portable mode, and the same great gaming experience that was being enjoyed at home now travels with you. The portability of Nintendo Switch is enhanced by its bright high-definition display.”
Those pieces you can slip on the side are called “Joy-Con controllers”, which have their own charging station (or battery?) you can attach them to when not in use. One or two people can use their pair of controllers:
“One player can use a Joy-Con controller in each hand; two players can each take one; or multiple Joy-Con can be employed by numerous people for a variety of gameplay options. They can easily click back into place or be slipped into a Joy-Con Grip accessory, mirroring a more traditional controller. Or, if preferred, the gamer can select an optional Nintendo Switch Pro Controller to use instead of the Joy-Con controllers. Furthermore, it is possible for numerous people to bring their Nintendo Switch systems together to enjoy local multiplayer face-to-face competition.”
While Nintendo highlighted versions of its franchises like Mario Kart, Splatoon, Mario, and Zelda played on the Switch in its announcement trailer (with some third-party games), the company also listed nearly 50 publishers, developers, and middleware partners working with the upcoming hardware:
The Nintendo Switch is one of the most fascinating things I’ve ever seen.