if anyone tells u BYE/SHUT UP/STOP when ur making jokes™ that’s how u know it’s a good jokes™
i prefer “die”
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last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
spoil your OC’s storyline/character arc with no context
(inspired by those “spoil the ending of your favorite game/movie/book but with no context” posts)
arrggg me matey
She never gets cured
motherfucker stops having identity crisis
⚰ lol
“It’s done. She’s gone.”
Awoo!
murderer.
fratricide.
Liar.
Ascension
Fake identity.
Papa
Slowly dieing or immortal. Her choice.
he’s a 46 year old man child in detail who’d rather make a penis chimera then face reality
They die if she dies. They die if he dies. He almost dies to save her. She almost dies to save him. They live by a hair.
Time to beat aliens at card games so I can have a belt.
guess who fucked the ocean
HE BUILDS A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT TO SAVE THE WORLD
I can’t believe Gabriel Reyes designed their superhero uniforms. I’ll never recover
I don’t even use Roadhog, but I’m so glad I got his Halloween skin.
has america tried turning itself on and off again?
yes
Our first look at AA4 in HD on mobile, from Capcom-Unity!
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney coming to smartphones this winter
Well, the official blog post announcing it seems to have been hastily retracted, but the evidence is clear as day: Apollo Justice is coming to Android and iOS this winter!
You can pre-register to get the game first now.
[screaming externally] 