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Every time I see that discourse post about Naruto and Sasuke’s fashion choices, the only thing I can think is “at least Naruto isn’t a mess of a person.” I’ll take Naruto and his cornea-burning orange over Sasuke “Walking Human Disaster” Uchiha, any day.

Things that canonically happened in the Ace Attorney universe

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kamek-sans:

  • A witness claims he saw the killer fly away. This is true and is accepted as credible evidence
  • Maya channels Mia specifically to seduce an old man into talking about a crime
  • Someone tried to get an alibi for a murder case by being arrested for a thievery case
  • You cross-examine a parrot
  • You have the option to publicly call yourself a sham in court
  • You have the option to claim you committed murder in court
  • Phoenix’s ex-girlfriend was found guilty in a case, but she couldn’t be arrested because she committed the crime after she already died
  • Mia proving her client’s innocence literally makes Winston Payne go bald
  • Prosecutors can do things like whip or throw boiling coffee at the defense attorneys. This is perfectly acceptable as a regular occurence
  • The game accidentally predicts the exact timeframe that the Harlem Shake would become popular
  • You know when people are withholding information from you because a magic rock lets you see physical representations of their lies
  • You interrogate a hitman in court by talking to him on a walkie-talkie
  • Franziska von Karma was a lawyer at age 14. This is accepted as normal

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