Honestly, I’m not even mad about the theme thing. I’ve reached the point where I’m like “Yup. This is my life now. Just let me know when it’s not broken anymore”
After years of using it, I only just recently made the connection that the wifi password my mom set up is the Enterprise’s hull numbers. Bear in mind, Star Trek is something that’s been in my life for as long as I can remember, and while it might not be my favorite sci-fi series, it’s a pretty significant part of my life, so needless to say, I feel pretty stupid for not realizing it sooner.
Genji: super fast pop and electronic music; recently got an upgrade that let him listen to Spotify directly to his headset
McCree: an alarming yet somehow expected amount of Johnny Cash
Widowmaker: those kinda creepy youtube playlists of guns being cleaned and reloaded on repeat
Pharah: –MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT–
Reaper: ugh no he doesn’t listen to bands like ~Evanescence~, that’s ridiculous (everyone knows Nightwish is better anyway)
Soldier 76: doesn’t listen to music, listens to audio books about building decks and to ESPN just to gripe about the Colts
Tracer: Overwatch fanmixes on 8tracks that she made herself
Bastion: those bird videos meant for cats
Hanzo: ‘Apologizing For Dummies’ on loop
Junkrat: Mozart
Mei: subscribed to almost every science-related podcast known to humanity, has become notorious for being that person who emails and fact-checks the hosts every other episode
Torbjörn: collects every horrible Eurovision songs and plays them during matches to keep him angry and motivated
D.VA: recorded livestreams of her Starcraft games so she can relax to the pleasing sound of her competitors screaming in frustrated agony
Roadhog: asmr videos
Reinhardt: he owns a 16gb ipod, and it holds all of Hasselhoff’s songs, and that’s the entire list
Winston: uh definitely not anime openings, give that ipod back
Zarya: Pacific Rim main theme: played 1,291,433 times
Lúcio: un-ironically listening to unknown bands or singers to better get new ideas and all new positive vibes, guys!!
Mercy: death metal
Symmetra: was introduced to Lúcio’s music before she knew who actually made it, got hooked, willing to kill to keep anyone from finding out
Zenyatta: Puppy Bowl 2076
Say what you will about the new Ghostbusters, I can’t get enough of the way the theme has been remixed.
[screaming externally] 
