real discourse

onemerryjester:

zellah7:

cuntqueen:

bohdirookk:

do you wear shoes inside the house, walk barefoot or wear flipflops?

shoes in the house….now that’s some white shit

who wears flip flops in the house….. 

I can never wear outside shoes in the house. Bare feet or indoor flip-flops/shoes/slippers. Or socks

I got to play in the first session of the ARMS Global Testpunch, and it’s really fun but it’s tough. I can definitely see people putting a lot of time in to get good at it, and there’s definitely a lot more thought put into it than one might initially think

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tachipaws:

You all have seen my posts the past few days about getting kicked out of my in-laws’ home, and the house we’re staying at currently isn’t a long-term solution either. My husband and I have the chance to buy our own home at a monthly price we can afford, but we don’t have enough to cover a down payment. If anyone would be so inclined as to help out, with donations and/or reblogs of this post, it would quite literally mean the world to me and my family. 

We need a total of $5000 for the down payment, and all donations will be used ONLY for that purpose. I’ll reblog this post with updates every few days. Thank you in advance from the very bottom of my heart to anyone and everyone who can help us.

Much, MUCH love,
tachi

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bemusedlybespectacled:

spiritednug:

z-nogyrop:

lovelylovelyartist:

theorynoodle:

mezzodical:

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

avinaris:

were-all-queer-here:

helpimbeingchasedbywaltwhitman:

y’all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife like bitch I probably didn’t even look at the package I’m just concerned with getting it scanned beep beep motherfucker and we’re done

This is helpful for people with anxiety

beep beep motherfucker