ace attorney

defense: your honor i have proven that my client has an alibi and literally could not have committed the murder
prosecution: okay, but, your hair is really fucking stupid
the judge: the prosecution makes a good point. your hair is pretty fucking stupid. now, unless anyone who isn’t enough of a main character to have their own objection voice clip has any last-second testimonies they want to give that they could have given an hour ago, im going to have to give my verdict. I find the defendant,
someone who isnt enough of a main character to have their own objection voice clip: [OBJECTION but it’s just the ping noise while the objection word bubble flashes across the screen]
me: [rapidly and exasperatedly jamming the A button as it shows the shocked face of Every Fucking Character In The Courtroom Except The Person At The Witness Stand at the World’s Slowest Pace]

spiritofweeping:

ok but

imagine trucy showing magic tricks to ray’fa

like

trucy pulls out a deck of cards and is like “pick a card, any card!”

and rayfa is like “why would you want me to do this, this is foolish” but she does it and listens to trucy

rayfa returns the card, trucy shuffles the deck, and she pulls out rayfa’s card and asks her “is this your card?”

rayfa just screams

freakinasheet:

A cute Ema animation throwback I just noticed!

PW: SoJ shitpost

Rayfa: “Hm…how curious that someone left a ladder here.”
Phoenix: “Uhm, Your Benevolence…that’s a stepladder.”
Rayfa: “Silence, Barbed Head! Your false, lawyerly claims do not decieve my ears! That is clearly a ladder!”
Phoenix: “Ghrk! S-Sorry!”