thesupremebagel-lord:

Zero Two: I am sneaking broccoli into the mac and cheese so that the children dont know they’re eating vegetables. That’s what parenting is all about…helping your children, through lies.

Hiro: well…not just your children…

Zero Two: hm?

Hiro: I’ve been sneaking vegetables into your waffles for years now, since way before we were married.

Zero Two: what?

Hiro: haven’t you ever wondered why your syrup had seeds in it?

Zero Two: you said they were maple seeds

Hiro: yeah!

Zero Two: …

Hiro: there’s no such thing!

Zero Two: I have literally never been angrier at anyone in my entire life! Walk away Darling! Walk away!

Hiro: *stuttering*

Zero Two: Children, attack your father!!

Hiro: Nooo!! Noooo!! *laughing as he gets tackled to the ground*

Zero Two: *smiles*

Hiro and Zero Two twirling each other around while the sakura petals fall around them was the Most Important moment in that entire episode, and you’re wrong if you think otherwise

These two being happy is the only thing that matters.

Sorry, I don’t make the rules

I wonder if APE realizes how terrible an idea it was to drop Hiro in the middle of hundreds of kids who look up to him and think of him like a messiah figure. They’ve basically given him an army.