defense: your honor i have proven that my client has an alibi and literally could not have committed the murder
prosecution: okay, but, your hair is really fucking stupid
the judge: the prosecution makes a good point. your hair is pretty fucking stupid. now, unless anyone who isn’t enough of a main character to have their own objection voice clip has any last-second testimonies they want to give that they could have given an hour ago, im going to have to give my verdict. I find the defendant,
someone who isnt enough of a main character to have their own objection voice clip: [OBJECTION but it’s just the ping noise while the objection word bubble flashes across the screen]
me: [rapidly and exasperatedly jamming the A button as it shows the shocked face of Every Fucking Character In The Courtroom Except The Person At The Witness Stand at the World’s Slowest Pace]