viscrael:

zenyatta is so cute i dont understand how some ppl dont feel anything but unabashed love for him?? his peace sign victory pose?? his tickled and taunt emotes??? he fist bumps one of his iris arm things and says stuff like “i win this round genji” with an implicit “>:3c” and says the zen-equivalent of “FIGHT ME” when another zen gives him a discord orb… hes perpetually floating jst bc and wears lil omnic sandals and asks bastion to “tell me your thoughts, my friend” and calls orisa “sister” and his on fire voice line is “i am on fire…but an extinguisher is not required” and responds to zaryas “ive got my eye on u, omnic” with “and i will watch ur back in return :^)”

i dont know where this post was going i just love zenyatta he is so goddamn cute

nathanbrake:

Okay, so, I’m in this super boring meeting about something, I don’t know, wasn’t paying attention and then BOOM. It was like an ugly contest were everyone was the winner. This one does all ROAR! so I shot him PEW! then I shot these other one PEW! Shot a couple of extra guys just to be safe. PEW! PEW! PEW! I did a lot of shooting if I’m being totally honest. And then PEEW! They destroyed my favorite store. Second favorite. There’s that spicy ramen shop- I’m getting sidetracked. Look, long story short, I get busy.