I LOVE MY DAUGHTER – [screaming externally]

scifiromancemachine:

I went and read all of Selena’s supports and I’m glad that I did because I have learned so much

She has a pet chicken

Literally singled Xander out and made him let her give him comedy lessons. Her best joke was “If someone says ‘hold it,’ you have to say ‘Hold what? My hands are already full’.” He tried it on his family and Leo went to get a doctor and Elise started crying

Formed a club with Arthur for fun. It was her idea, although she designated herself the A member and him the B member. It was the SelenArthur Alliance.

She cusses Jakob out excessively because he’s a jerk

In order to beat Subaki at cooking, she makes a “special stew recipe” and wins

Gets so mad that people think Benny is the toughest guy in camp that she goes out, hunts down an angry bull and wrestles it and almost dies