jesus christ i would unironically play this and i am not even half-kidding
I nearly added Gaspen as the assistant but figured it’s usually a cute girl…
OH MY GO D
To make it even better, it plays off like it’s going to be the gag game of the series, but it turns out everyone has a tragic backstory, people are taken hostage, and Grossberg goes through extreme trauma involving hemorrhoids.
[screaming externally] 