Link: What’s your story?
Paya: You… I… Me…
Paya: You want to know my st-story?
Paya: Well… Th-the reason I was named Paya is because I have a birthmark shaped like a papaya seed…
Link: Where is it?
Paya: It’s on my l-left… Well… *ahem*
Impa: It’s smack in the middle of her left butt cheek!
Paya: !!! GRANDMOTHER!!!
Tag: Impa
“Finally got Impy to show off her award-winning smile! That hag! Told her a joke about papaya seeds, SNAPPITY SNAP!”
“Delete photo and return Sheikah Slate to Zelda. Noted!”
-Purah
[screaming externally] 