god. lord. I still cant get over Marinas backstory its just the funniest fucking thing to me. like imagine if you were a member of Seal Team 6 and also helped make a gun that can kill like 40 people at once effortlessly but one day enemies came to your territory and just sang a fucking bop. the shookest jam. and imagine that song went so hard that you decided to flee your position leave the country change your identity and start a band. thats Marinas canon backstory
Orange you glad it’s almost time for another Splatfest? Give your opponent something to chew on with Team Pulp, or keep your path to victory silky smooth with Team No Pulp! Pick a side and getting splatting this Friday at 9:00pm PT!
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