video game creators: it’s a wonderful time in history where games bring people together! multiplayer is in demand and the way of the future! co-op is the only way to go!
me: i’m begging you…….. please…….. give me back my story-driven single player games……………
When friends come to ask you for advice during their first playthrough of a game that you’ve spent an unhealthy amount of time and energy on
Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs!
Me, playing such a video game: My strategy is to be physically stronger than my enemy. My tactic is to hit them really really hard.
[screaming externally] 