Tag: Nick…buddy

unicorn-cherries:

phoenix throughout the whole series: *knows nothing* *bullshits his way through every single trial* 

phoenix as your opponent: Ohoho, Apollo, my sweet child, my man, I, Phoenix Wright, NEVER once in my LIFE came unprepared to court, I brought evidence, I even TALKED to a witness BEFORE trial started; yesterday I actually read a file, man I am SO prepared-