the fool: disaster kids with incredible destinies
the magician: no. no, don’t do that. I SAID DON’T DO THAT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD –
the high priestess: i know they seem calm but if you fuck with them you’re dead
the empress: classy ladies who have probably killed a man
the emperor: they seem cool but they’re all extremely eccentric
the hierophant: they’re gruff but they care! honest!
the lovers: adorable pink-loving teenage girls who will destroy you for daring to think you have the right to look at them
the chariot: ALRIGHT CHUMS LET’S DO THIS!
justice: adorable children (and katsuya)
the hermit: vidya games (and a fox)
the wheel of fortune: pretty boys with secrets of varying severity
strength: they are your bro, they are there for you, one of them is a dog
hunger: HE IS NOT YOUR BRO, HE IS NOT THERE FOR YOU, STAY AWAY
the hanged man: jesus shitting christ that’s an unhappy backstory
death: they’re creepy but really nice, except eikichi, he’s FABULOUS and really nice
temperance: ha ha no persona steve (i seriously think we have never met a persona-user of the temperance arcana)
the devil: no
the tower: you have issues and your arcana reflects that
the star: i know they seem sweet but they are hiding something
the moon: let’s be positive to hide our crushing emotional issues
the sun: surprisingly troubled but will never talk about it
judgement: we’re all in this together (and elly)
aeon: short-haired nonhuman girls who are extremely eccentric because they are nonhuman
the world: god in a school uniform