Sinon – [screaming externally]

Asuna: Lisbeth told me that instead of being sad, I should go get it, girl. So I’m going to go get it, girl.
Sinon: Get what?
Asuna: …I’m not sure. I’ll get everything, just to be safe.

Kirito: Hey, I was wondering if you could help me out.
Sinon: Say no more. Here’s a bunch of guns.
Kirito: Nope. Different thing.

incorrectsaoquotes:

Kirito: So what’s the plan? We just go in there
and just, “Pow! Pow! Pow!” and free the prisoners?

Sinon: What… was that noise?

Kirito: Magic spells.

Klein: No, Kirito, I think you mean: “Bwow-bwow-bwow… bwow.”

Kirito: That sounds like fireworks!

Silica: Technically, they’re more like, “ba-chew, ba-chew, ba-chew.”

Asuna: All right, enough with the bad sound effects!

Asuna: … Besides, it’s more like, “Blam! Blam! Blam!”