Splatoon – [screaming externally]

splatoonus:

It’s an inky 1-year anniversary! Tomorrow marks one whole year of Splatoon 2, so get celebrating tonight and tomorrow by participating in the Splatfest! Whether you’re Team Squid or Team Octopus, thanks for playing Splatoon 2!

xdragonloverx:

goddesssword:

goddesssword:

I just woke up from a dream and

So it was Salmon Run and it was high tide. But instead of being normal high tide it was like super high tide? By which I mean you were confined to a like 2×2 square at the very top of the stage. And instead of a normal comment on the wave Grizz just said ‘Oh, shit.’ in really tiny lettering and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

Here’s my rendition if anyone was curious

But this is just what Salmon Run feels like

quad-squelcher:

the-good-names-are-gone:

quad-squelcher:

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO

press ZL to turn into a squid

What if you have bones? Asking for a friend

Just remove them! 🙂

gomigomipomi:

Agent 8′s first Splatfest.

http://godzillanon.tumblr.com/post/175193358421/audio_player_iframe/godzillanon/tumblr_pacg9xEygs1slg4jb?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fgodzillanon%2F175193358421%2Ftumblr_pacg9xEygs1slg4jb

kittensinsocks24:

god. lord. I still cant get over Marinas backstory its just the funniest fucking thing to me. like imagine if you were a member of Seal Team 6 and also helped make a gun that can kill like 40 people at once effortlessly but one day enemies came to your territory and just sang a fucking bop. the shookest jam. and imagine that song went so hard that you decided to flee your position leave the country change your identity and start a band. thats Marinas canon backstory

ko-bonus:

Every octoling when calamari inkantation comes on:

splatoonus:

Orange you glad it’s almost time for another Splatfest? Give your opponent something to chew on with Team Pulp, or keep your path to victory silky smooth with Team No Pulp! Pick a side and getting splatting this Friday at 9:00pm PT!