ironinkpen:

• names all pieces of technology as if they’re dogs. ex: “Spot” “Rex” “Fluffy” etc
• everyone asks pidge for increasingly ridiculous modifications for their lions (hunk asks for a bathroom, lance asks pidge to give keith’s a beard)
• “where is [insert object here]??” “i dunno pidge probably made it invisible”
• kinda just. hangs out in the castle vents. will sometimes drop into rooms to scare the shit out of people (mostly lance)
• *someone says something inappropriate* pidge, in complete deadpan: “oh no, my young impressionable ears”
• alternatively: *someone says something inappropriate* lance, throwing his hands over pidge’s ears, scandalized: “NOT IN FRONT OF THE BABY”
• does the anime glasses thing and says “ah yes, all according to keikaku”
• will sort of just climb onto the others when they don’t feel like walking places (does this to shiro a lot, he continues going about his business as if he doesn’t notice the extra weight)
• whenever lance fucks up you can be sure that pidge is right there…. ready and waiting with a “get rekt”
• acts disproportionately scandalized when allura and coran ask mundane questions like they’re Very Offensive on planet earth
• “*loud gasp* you can’t just ask someone what shoe size they wear”
• allura realizes it’s a joke early on, coran continues to apologize profusely
• lance, gesturing at pidge: is this a pigeon